So I meet this really cute cop at the bank and casually smile and say ‘sasa.’ She flashes a flirty smile back and says ‘poa sana. You look like you are having a good morning’. I respond ‘yes I am’ smile and walk into the bank.

On the way out, I tell her ‘have a lovely day’. She responds ‘you too. Have a lovely day’. I looked at her and paused for a moment, dressed in well-fitting uniform, boots, her AK slung on her shoulder, bright eyes and dimples… Then it happened…

It flashed right before my eyes… All those police love triangles gone-wrong stories that we see on TV, me on the other end of some dude cops gun barrel, on the ground with a standard issue Glock 23 hapo kando (I’m a fan CSI)… Sijui story za kina bonoko…

Ai nikaona wacha tu niende job…