You know how rare it is to get Facebook notifications kwanza after posting something you thought was smirk…

Two minutes after posting you see 5 notifications. Beaming with excitement you click on that remarkable globe icon..

1. You were added to the group Kilimani Mum’s Market.

2. Pet Request Saga. You have received a request from Jackso.

3. Jackso likes Paul’s video.

4. Candy Crush Saga Request. Jackso sent you a request.

5. Paul invited you to like his page Bodaboda Riders of Marikiti

Then a 6th notification checks in. Phew. You click on it…

6. Grace… your smile begins to grow… and 7 other people have birthdays today. Help them celebrate.

Nkt!