Mwamisilet: *on phone shouting* Daddiieey, Daddiieey.
Me: Yes, sema.
Mwamisilet: *proceeds to sing Happy birthday daddy…. I went to the zoo… and I thought it was you
Me: *smiling hard* (PS: it’s not my birthday)
Mwamisilet: I want. Big. Yoghurt

Of course there’s no way I can deny him that.

Me: Goodbye…
Mwamisilet: See you yater…
Me: See you later
Mwamisilet: Love youuuu
Me: Love you
Mwamisilet: Goodbye James
Me: 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮